strawberryxsunset:

hazukashiiiii:

Text 1: HEY! Ive got this weekend off, boyfriend is going up to pontiac with his work friends, we should hang out. »

Text 2: That just made me sound like I’m setting up some kind of secret get together…

Text 3: So what I’m saying is… we should go to california, get married legally and then get divorced by sunday

I’M IN MOTHERFUCKER

Oh my god I just stumbled across this while creepily re-stalking your tumblr for Homestuck shit. Crying with laughter rn, it had to have been like three in the morning when I sent those

Oh my GOD, BEST THING TO WAKE UP TO HAHAHA

And you went to stalk losaf too, right? IF YOU BE LOOKIN’ FOR HOMESTUCKS, that’s the plaaaaaaaceee.